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Cara Neir 77 Myths Of Venerable Magik

Left Hand Path Tapes (2) · 2022

Artists: Cara Neir / Infernal Legions Of Mordor
Title: 77 Myths Of Venerable Magik
Label: Left Hand Path Tapes (2) – LHP-071
Format: Cassette, Single Sided, Album, Magick Apothecary Case Edition
Country: US
Released: May 2022
View on: Discogs
Tracklist: A1 I Hate Black Metal...or Frostbytten and Bvtthurt
A2 Doesn't Matter What You Call Yourself, You're Always Gonna Be a Nazi (Just Say No to NSBM)
A3 How to Get Signed
A4 Social Media Death Metal
A5 I'm Pretty Cool Myself
A6 Jump The Heck Up
A7 Super Unorthodox Backwoods Coffee Club Revival
A8 Skimpy Solomon Fartfingers
69 Songs Ov Magick Evil Sorcery And General Dipshittery
A9 Introduction: Gathering Around the Light of the Fire as the Unearthly and Benevolent Spirits of the Forest Join Us in this Magik Night
A10 My Elf Ears Melted in my Car
A11 Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based Upon Their Cover Art
A12 At the Risk of Taking a Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is a Very Bad Band
A13 Getting Frostbite During the Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos
A14 Don't Tempt Me Frodo!
A15 Awaken Me When the Time Is Appropriate to Listen to Type O Negative
A16 Venom Enema
A17 The Frozen One Awaits
A18 Beefcakes Without Borders
A19 Nothing More Punk Than a Fast, Casual Italian Eatery
A20 The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered in the Tongues of the Old Ones by My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry
A21 Mamma's Selling a Line 6
A22 Professor Snape, The World's Favorite Incel
A23 The Gate of No Return
A24 The Noise Gate of No Return
A25 My Former Life as a Poser
A26 Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
A27 Diesel Boner
A28 Really, How Long Does It Take to Test a Fucking Compression Pedal??
A29 Tormented and Coerced into Performing a Live Ritual by an Eldritch Forest Spirit, a Pair of Ghouls and a Weeb
A30 How Can I Be Punk When I Have a Severe Skin Allergy to Nickel
A31 Freebasing Cringe
A32 I Wish My Life Had More of a Thulean Perspective
A33 Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning in Hell
A34 Catfishing Viper
A35 Cognitive Ball Therapy
A36 Researching the Legality of Cannibalism
A37 Entering and Leaving the Garage Waiting for the Random Encounter Peavey to Spawn
A38 Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record from My Own City
A39 Cursed to Listen to Untold Hours of King Crimson in the Lair of Count Progula
A40 Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, "You Ever Heard Behemoth?"
A41 Buying a Gun from the Drummer of Savatage
A42 Having a Random Encounter with Lord Wurm in Recycled, to Have Him Babble Something Insane and Give You an S Rank Quest
A43 Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically)
A44 Okay Give Me That Guitar It's Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 2021
A45 Wolves in the Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds, Pt. 2)
A46 Being a Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning the Cum Out of the Grooves on Your Meat Shits Records
A47 The Worst Part of being an NSBM Fan (Other Than, Y'Know Being Racist) Is Having to Pretend That Absurd Is a Good Band
A48 Like a Macabre Rail of Silly String a Footlong Cord of Turds Rope Descends from My Anus
A49 And on That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size
A50 Punishing EDM Kids with Neil Young
A51 Becoming a Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don't Know What Else to Do with Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled
A52 You'll Cowards Won't Even Play in Standard Tuning
A53 Todopoderoso Steals Riffs from Kombat (How DARE They Play an Open E)
A54 Ancient Sword of the Meth King
A55 I'm Going to Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, and I Will Win
A56 Successfully Cyberbullied a Child
A57 Save a Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker
A58 Do You Believe in Magick (Spelled with A "K")?
A59 Aerosmith by Choice
A60 Another Wampyric and Elusive Black Metal Project with Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like the Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On
A61 That Mountain Goats Song About a Death Metal Band Wasn't About Kombat
A62 Jackhammer Dildo
A63 Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me a Desirable Person and Fun to Talk to at Parties
A64 An Onslaught of Rotting Monkeys
A65 Giving My Album Art the Color Palette of Black, White and Red So We All Know Its Blasphemy Worship (What the Goat Wasn't Enough of a Giveaway?)
A66 Wretched Crotchspawn of a Belligerent Oogle
A67 Larry Is Bald
A68 Cum Ghost
A69 The House That Beef Built
A70 Time to Start Bullying NFT Artists
A71 Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics
A72 A Snake with a Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole
A73 I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting Upon Car Batteries
A74 A Group of Three (3) or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred to as a "Pawn Shop"
A75 Honor Guard of Black Kittens Guide Me as I Carry This Pile of Bones Home
A76 If You Feel Your Rectum Begin to Leak Feel Free to Challenge Me to a Battle of Intellects on Facebook
A77 Eno-Pilled

77 Myths Of Venerable Magik (Release by Cara Neir)

Name Name Roles Roles

Garry Brents
Performance · Backing Vocals · Synthesizer · Electronics

Roles: 4
Die Fort Thy Engineer Ov Khaos
Recording · Programming · Synthesizer

Roles: 3
Infernal Commander, Lord Würm
Arrangement · Vocals · Bass

Roles: 3
Rhys Johnson
Bass · Synthesizer

Roles: 2
Will Mecca
Design · Photography

Roles: 2
Chris Francis (4)
Lyrics · Vocals

Roles: 2
Mauvewand
Artwork

Roles: 1
Morgan Smith (6)
Design

Roles: 1
Dustin Jones (5)
Design

Roles: 1
Evan Craig
Design

Roles: 1
Studio Millie
Artwork

Roles: 1
Greylord
Design

Roles: 1
Charles W. Knowles
Photography

Roles: 1
Kyle Pennington
Photography

Roles: 1
Rubio Narcotico
Recording

Roles: 1